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§ 1 ILLEGAL VIEWING
(a) Under no cirumstances may this website be viewed while operating a car, motorcycle, bicycle, moped, bus, train, plane or other machinery.
(b) Any person who is not humored by the above sentence is not allowed to proceed. Illegal trespassers will be traced, judged incompetent, and must undergo humor therapy before proceeding with their lives.
(c) If you are still not at least halfway smiling you are herewith ORDERED to hit the "BACK" button or turn off your computer. God may be dead, but George Carlin is watching you.
§ 2 ASSUMPTION OF RISK
(b) Any person who takes part in visiting my webiste for sport, recreational, personal, or business purposes assumes the inherint risk of viewing the following pages, whether those risks are known or unknown, and is mentally and legally responsible for any and all damage, injury or death to himself or other persons or property that results from the inherent risk of this activity.
(c) As a content provider I am not responsible for or required to eliminate, alter, or control the inherent risks within this particular activity.
(d) Known effects of viewing the following pages include complete boredom, anxiety, panic, deep sleep, laughter, hot flashes, cold flashes, headaches, convulsions, mental instability, increased blood flow, increased respiration, increased urination, infrequents attempt to think logically, and the mysterious urge to travel deeper into my world.
§ 3 EMERGENCY CONTACT
(a) Any visitor is herewith advised to write down an emergency contact person and tape it to the back of their head. Doing so will ensure fast medical attention should your head hit the keyboard when falling asleep.
(b) Any visitor is herewith advised NOT to tape the emergency contact person to the FRONT of their head. Doing so WILL impair your pleasure of enjoying this website.
§ 4 CHOICE OF LAW
Viewer acknowledges that GROHAZ has complete choice of law. Viewer also accepts morally, mentally, and legally that GROHAZ will probably choose tribal law in Africa or Australia or form his own government for duration of the trial.
§ 5 LEGAL FEES
Anyone seeking legal action against GROHAZ accepts the responsibility to pay for their and our legal fees in full.